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middle-raged

a time in a person's life between the ages of 45-50, where everything makes said person extremely angry.
Jeff began to believe he was crazy when he would start screaming at random people at exactly 2pm everyday, until he realized he was 46 and he had hit his middle-raged years.
by vms August 6, 2015
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Man-in-the-middle

Pub game that involves a large group of friends (NOT to be tried with strangers) forming a circle, surreptitiously forcing one member of the group into the middle and then all unleashing knee-kicks towards the 'man in the middle' and shouting at him, "man in the middle!".
Dean's had to go to the RUH with chronic dead leg after we pummeled him during a game of man-in-the-middle down 'spooners last night.
by Rors83 May 9, 2019
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middle school

1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.

2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.

3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.

4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary

5.) see hell
1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.

Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY

emo: ITS FUN

2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole

4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.

5. The Government welcomes you to hell.

So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
by One little hellian January 12, 2017
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worthingway middle

worthingway is the worst place ever literally everyone seeks for attention, all of them are manipulative, or so fucking annoying it’s painful.
what school do you go to?
i go to worthingway middle
get tf away from me
by worthingwayhater September 6, 2021
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middle village

a town that has white people trying to act black at juniper park. slowly, black kids are entering. you will most likely get jumped by gangs. little middle school kids smoke shit at the track and the hockey rink because they think they're cool. they ride their little tricycles and call themselves bike life. they wheelie with their training wheels and post all over the gram. olh and margaret's are shitty schools that are so called "good" but the kids are all depressed because their teachers suck. don't buy a house and start a family in middle village or "mv" or "murderville"
hey let's go hang in middle village

yaa bro let's go to juni and wheelie!!1!1!1!1
by natalie posjsowa April 14, 2017
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Middle Seat

When a man or woman sits between the laps of two men and inserts both penises into their anus or vagina.
The Middle Seat is a really difficult position to get into.
by TheInformerofAll February 18, 2011
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middle aged

i. a period between early adulthood and old age, anywhere from 30 to 65 years old.

ii. Something most people will not admit to being. (It sucks to be older than 29...)
The man was middle-aged, though he loathed to admit it.

My students make fun of me by calling me middle aged, though I am 29 forever...
by An English Major February 18, 2012
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