Inevitable Internet Entropy Theory

The theory that given time everything on the Internet will devolve into poor quality content designed to drive advertisement revenue through clickbait, stolen, and/or inflammatory content.

To see evidence of the Inevitable Internet Entropy theory one need look no further than once-lauded sites as The Huffington Post, Slate, and Time.

by Admiral Yesterday February 18, 2015

Briggs Bang Theory

A widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist Briggsy buggering God.

'I firmly believe that Briggsy's latest chalk masterpiece, "Rubber Glove and Telephone in Kenny Everett's Wok" is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.'

'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

The Earbud Theory

Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.

“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”

by eyeswoaface4838 April 3, 2023

Olive Theory

Determining the success or potential success of a relationship by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other person hates them.

Marshall and Lily in "How I Met Your Mother" argue that based on the Olive Theory, they are an awesome couple based on Marshall's hatred of olives and Lily's olive love.

by Barnabus Stinson January 24, 2009

Hybrid Theory

One form of music theory, similar to harmonic theory, which insists that by combining two opposing genres of music, the resulting music contains the strengths of both genres, and makes up for the weaknesses of each individual genre.

-Linkin Park's album "Hybrid Theory" mixes primarily the two music genres of Rock and Rap. The album uses Rock to fill in the harmonic and melodic gaps which traditional Rap songs have, while using Rap to employ more unique beats and allowing for more complicated lyrics.

-Daft Punk's "Tron: Legacy" mixes primarily the two genres of Electronic and Classical. The Album uses Classical to deeply inspire emotion in the audience that could not be achieved by any other genre, while the Electronic genre makes the music much more exciting and upbeat to make the classical music much less boring.

-Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon,” mixes primarily the two genres of Rock and Jazz. The Jazz in the album allows for much more expressive instrumental solos and a groovier sound, while the Rock makes the Jazz tolerable to listen to. The result of mixing Jazz and Rock is a psychedelic sound.

by LEot128 January 24, 2011

Slut Theory

A theory that states that any girl at the bar who says "I'm not a slut" without being provoked or actually being called a slut...is always a slut.

Aaron: Hey can I buy you a drink?
Jane: No...I'm not some sort of slut!
Aaron: I never said you were.

Aaron(to friend Matt): Did you hear that girl?
Matt: Yeah man, Slut Theory says shes definitely a slut! Go for it!

...later that night after hooking up...

Jane: you must think im some kind of slut huh?
Aaron: yeah...kinda

by clunICE April 9, 2009

Fat max theory

The theory that any individual can only absorb a certain amount a fat within a given time span. Therefore, once a person has reached their 'fat max' they will be able to continue gorging themselves without any further detrimental consequence.

After eating a full order of mozzarella sticks, potato skins, and spinach dip at TGI Friday's, Sara, an avid supporter of the fat max theory, realized that she had most likely reached her fat max for the night and therefore felt completely guilt-free when she ordered the cheesecake.

by Bubblegoose09 May 3, 2011