Another member of the obnoxious douche family that happens to be a wine snob who thinks status is judged by drink choices alone. This asshole puts themselves at a higher status than guys drinking 16-ounce PBRs out of a can. In reality, this preppy Wine Douche with the argyle socks will be the one who goes home and masturbates himself to sleep while the beer slugging dude gets a great blowjob from the hottest chick at the party. Many assholettes also fall into this category.
Who the fuck is that Wine Douche with the argyle socks that's contaminating this keg party with a bottle of Cote de Nuits, France?
by Tomaso420 March 17, 2013
Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche, a douchebag, or even a douche canoe. 1 douche and a half = 50 douche canoes. Inspired by the M35 2-1/2 ton military cargo truck ("deuce and a half").
person 1: What's with the parade of douche and a halfs?
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.
by Sticknit2ya February 11, 2017
n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.
by Jrex February 27, 2005
An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.
by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009
The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.
The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!
by HUSAT January 09, 2011
One of those punk ass kids that pull up in their rich step dads alpine white bimmer. Rev the engine with one hand on the wheel, slouched down in the seat chewing gum. Trying to act like it is there car yet they don't know the value of a dollar or a day of hard work. They think that everyone should move out of their way and they drive way to fast for my liking. When I see one of them I automatically pull over to avoid a conflict on the road.
BMW Douche Driver: Yo Bro check out these toots' over there
Friend in passenger seat: Impress them, show them what the car can do
Friend in passenger seat: Impress them, show them what the car can do
by Christo Tejada October 24, 2011
(doosh-kunt)
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)
1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined
2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt
pl. douchecunts
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)
1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined
2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt
pl. douchecunts
by Jake-a-Jew February 01, 2006