Dookie lick

A really good deal on something.

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."

by AM1tchell February 24, 2017

Curtain Lick

A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds

Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole

by Gross fat man December 2, 2011

Lick Naw

(n.) a term used in a variety and diverse set of ways.

Can be used as a person that passes out after 3 beers, a man that is terrible at swimming.

Did you see Timmy at the party, what a Lick Naw.

by The Bonzi May 12, 2009

crackhead lick

When you lick your fingers and/or another surface after consuming drugs, in attempts to get higher

Ex. Licking drug residue from the inside of a baggy or credit card

*Jay splits a perc with his friend and then licks the fingers he was holding the perc in*

“Dude did you really just do a crackhead lick?”

by Heathersuesyou February 26, 2023

Victory Lick

When you lick someone's vlit or penis head after they have orgasmed. Typically causing a flinch or shudder.

I was fucking around with Alex last night, and afylter we were done, I went in for a victory lick.

by YaasssQueen March 7, 2019

licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017

curtious lick

One single lick to the butthole before you take that ass to pound town

"They fucked me and didnt even give me a curtious lick"

by This fuck boi December 23, 2015