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tan amber

An exceptionally young tan woman with freckles. An a divine ass. She is hot beyond this world an a fantastic lover.
Check out the bod, must be a tan Amber
by ho wrecker June 10, 2016
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Tanning Chatum

When you have surprise anal with a blindfold
Yo I tanning chatumed yo bitch last night and she didn't even know!!!!! Yeah nigga!!!!
by DoubleDeezNuts March 18, 2019
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Blogger's Tan

Proper Noun; 1. The pasty vampire-like color of ones skin who never comes into contact with direct sunlight. To be interchangeable with Editor's Tan (A term granted to editor's, generally vile creatures who dwell in dark cave-like spaces in which they hover over computer screens compiling video information for the completion of a form of entertainment.)

The "Blogger's Tan" was dubbed such because historically those who sit at computers all day and night rarely come into contact with actual natural light. This grants them a glowy sort of halo when they walk around underneath any kind of artificial light source.

The "Blogger's Tan" was first coined by television show producer Nick Pavonetti in early 2009 when he saw someone who blogs for a living and accused them of having the "Blogger's Tan". Since then it has begun catching on and spreading throughout small groups within the Hollywood scene.
"Wow, dude that guy's got a major Blogger's Tan."
"You mean he's really pale?"
"Yes... That's exactly what i mean."

"Man whenever I go out into the sun I burn up like a fricken' tinder box. Damn this blogger's tan!"
by The Super Villain June 24, 2009
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foil tan

a term used to describe when somone is high from smoking the drug oxycontin
"you look like a zombie, foil tanning much?"
by GRE3NY May 20, 2009
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Faggots Tan

A tan achieved by wearing a V-Neck T-Shirt in the sun for a prolonged period of time.
From the common fact that "faggots" invented V-Necks, mixed with the well known Farmers Tan
Friend "Bro, is that a farmers tan?!"
Faggot "Hell Naaa gurl, that's a faggots tan!"
by Not Your Mother. June 6, 2013
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car tan

when your left or right arm depending on what side of car your riding on becomes darker than the other arm
dude maybe you should drive, your car tan is looking dark
by halopsycho June 20, 2010
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bitch tan

A tank-top tan on a guy.
My brother gets a bitch tan every summer because he wears tank-tops all the time.
by Rae111191 October 27, 2013
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