No Swoops!

A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.

While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.

by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006

devil scoop of chocolate

1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.

2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster

I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.

by Bandito March 30, 2004

Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around

After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.

by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013

scoop

v. To get to something before someone else. Comes from the news business.

I scooped Bungalow H. Bill with the definition for piece.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

Shoop

Singular version of "sheep" because "sheep" for both singular and plural uses are awkward.

Hey look! There's a shoop over there!

by MoarNyan December 11, 2011

Shoop

Shoop/shooped/shooping

1. To fire one's inner lazer.
2. Fired one's inner lazer
3. Firing one's inner lazer.

It comes from the popular video, The Lazer Collection by Dominic Fera(Fear).

1. TIME TO SHOOP MAH NEIGHBORS!
2. My brother shooped an old man good today.
3. I was shooping my friend because he didn't return
my material possesion.

by Timothy Ratner November 8, 2007

Scoop

A word used when asking someone "how is it going?" or "what is going on?".

Hey friend, what is the scoop on the hockey game?

by TheTallTale March 5, 2005