Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
Get the Goblin Surprisemug. by BigBoiE21 May 21, 2021
Get the Shia Surprise!mug. by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019
Get the Surprise Christmasmug. Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
by Balkman January 9, 2009
Get the Crown Surprisemug. Something a pet (normally dog) finds and eats off the floor/ground (typically when outside) and is normally eaten very quickly before the human can take it away.
by Viviyin December 25, 2021
Get the Ground surprisemug. "I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."
by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014
Get the slippery surprisemug. A sex term by which two people are having sex boggy style and the pitcher pulls out without warning. Rather than resuming activities, the pitcher waits for the catcher to turn around and inquirie as to the reason for the interruption, where in the pitcher fires their load into the catchers eyes.
by BigbeardedBoy August 11, 2019
Get the KC Surprisemug.