A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
Get the Adobe Supportmug. Tom: Hey you're cute
Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day
Jessica: Oh well you're funny
Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day
Jessica: Oh well you're funny
by Caruto04 April 27, 2019
Get the National Support Daymug. When someone is about to go to the toilet you say “poopie support”.
This can be used for purposes of;
support (1) or embarrassment (2).
1. When someone is constipated, tap on the door & whisper “poopie support”, this is showing support & patience to a person if they are struggling to squeeze out a poo.
2. Commonly used in public, you announce someones toiletry behaviours by yelling “poopie support” alarming everyone in the vicinity that this person is about to go do a poo.
Used most effectively, if females are taking a long while in a cubical, this comment will have them ‘flushed’ out in no time (pun intended) shortening your wait times. After all, pooing in a public place can cause extreme embarrassment for any defecating participate, especially a female.
This can be used for purposes of;
support (1) or embarrassment (2).
1. When someone is constipated, tap on the door & whisper “poopie support”, this is showing support & patience to a person if they are struggling to squeeze out a poo.
2. Commonly used in public, you announce someones toiletry behaviours by yelling “poopie support” alarming everyone in the vicinity that this person is about to go do a poo.
Used most effectively, if females are taking a long while in a cubical, this comment will have them ‘flushed’ out in no time (pun intended) shortening your wait times. After all, pooing in a public place can cause extreme embarrassment for any defecating participate, especially a female.
Brendon: “I’ll BRB, just going to the toilet”
Cindy: “ok, do you need poopie support?”
Brendon: “nah I should be right”
Cindy: “well have some anyway just in case you feel the urge” (Cindy yells) “poopie support”
Brendon: “haha ok, thank you”
Cindy: “ok, do you need poopie support?”
Brendon: “nah I should be right”
Cindy: “well have some anyway just in case you feel the urge” (Cindy yells) “poopie support”
Brendon: “haha ok, thank you”
by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022
Get the Poopie Supportmug. by Erragone May 7, 2021
Get the Blind Supportermug. When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.
Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.
Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!
Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.
Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!
Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.
by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011
Get the reverse child supportmug. Usually a Indian scammer that pulls words out their ass and put on a very bad american accent in order to scare you to make you pay large sums of money (like $100 for one time fix lol). These Indian scammers have no idea how to fix a computer (Or a calculator) and can't speak English at all.
Guy 1: Need help?
Guy 2: Nah i'll call tech support.
Guy 1: Make sure it's not one of those Indian bastards, they are support scammers.
Guy 2: Nah i'll call tech support.
Guy 1: Make sure it's not one of those Indian bastards, they are support scammers.
by 54321man June 6, 2018
Get the support scammermug. Linux is extensively supported.
by big rizzler July 11, 2024
Get the extensively supportedmug.