Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.

by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013

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stewed rabbit

the growing world wide practice of using good friday as a day for undermining the religious aspects of easter, by taking the day to celebrate drunken world wide pub crawls

Are you going to church for Easter Good Friday? Nope, I'm going to be a stewed rabbit.

by Binder Dun Dat February 9, 2013

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A word for an extremely beautiful stranger on the internet. Can also stand for Super Talented Extraordinary Woman. While it's described as a beautiful stranger on the internet, it is often used sarcastically.

Example 1:

"Yo, I just met a stew. Wonder if they like me."
"Uh...what's a stew?"
"An extremely beautiful stranger on the internet."
"Well...you're MY stew but in real life! Heheh."
"..."
Example 2:

"Listen, I don't give a single fuck what you guys think of me. I AM a STEW."
"Maam, you aren't a STEW. You are the plainest person I've met in my life. And untalented."

Example 3:
"You're such a stew bro, lmfao."
"Th-thanks...? I wasn't expecting that...from you. C-could this mean you secretly love me?? Like-like those bully x vi-"
"Dude, I was being sarcastic. The word stew is stupid anyway. Stew is stupid."
"Oh..."

by stew the great May 18, 2021

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Stew

Stew is a horribly bad fifa pro clubs player who can't pass or shoot

He just did a stew

by Stews mate July 7, 2018

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getting Stewed

when Jon Stewart demonastrates a politician's or news anchor's hypocricy by catching them saying contradictory things at different points in time

Jon Stewart catches Glenn Beck saying "Obama has a deep seated hatred for white people." 75 minutes later, Glenn Beck says, "I am not saying Obama doesn't like white people." Here, Glenn Beck was "getting Stewed."

by 142,857 February 14, 2010

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