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Soapy

Someone who doesn’t wash and is dirty and smelly.
Thomas always has B.O. he’s proper soapy.
by Minky19 November 11, 2018
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soapy

on urban dictionary.com does everything slang word have too be funny or what?" "no it just has to be soapy.
by docaonereosk October 24, 2010
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soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.
I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.
by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008
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Soapy Hand Slap

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.
Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.
by blackholepcs July 11, 2009
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staples

You got the new album? That shit's staples!
by A&A Mehta March 6, 2009
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Stacy

To insert the index and middle finger into an unsuspecting rectum.
Holy shit dude, I was just walking up the stairs in front of Kyle, and apparently I wasn't walking fast enough so he stacy-ed me!
by bigdeiser November 2, 2009
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Komoka Staple-Gun

While engaging in oral sex 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner's genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense orgasm for the provocateur.
"Last week, Celine and I were going at it sixty-nine when I gave her a Komoka staple-gun. It was late so I went home and she hasn't returned my calls since."
by PoopyLoopDeLoop November 9, 2008
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