Shar-pei squirt

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

by ModernDon March 31, 2010

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Ruby Red Squirt

1. A kind of fruit flavored citrus soda

2. To ejaculate blood during sex

1. I drank some ruby red squirt last nite

2.I drank some ruby red squirt last nite.

by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004

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that's the way the pickle squirts

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

by Erika June 1, 2004

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An act in which a woman is suspended from a ceiling fan, knees bent up and legs spread. She then masturbates while the fan is on, and squirts, resulting in vaginal fluids being sprayed around your living room.

Last time Linda came over to my house, she got wasted and started to so the helicopter butterfly squirt all over my bedroom!

by Toomeybd May 15, 2016

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Stop Squirt September

Stop Squirt September, or for short - SSS.
Similar to nnn, it revolves around women and it occurs in September, when girls must not ejaculate for the entire month. Might seem easy at first, but is very challenging for those, who aren't new to the whole masturbating thing, which requires a great amount of willpower.
Of course, for those who don't masturbate at all or started very recently, such challenges are easy to do, but not for veterans.

-"Is Anna still doing that Stop Squirt September challenge?"
-"No, she failed it"
-"Damn. She couldn't hold any longer"

by Pulkstenis November 16, 2019

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