Great White Squirrel

The act of getting a blow job then cumming in her mouth, the cum chokes her and she then coughs the cum all over your pubic hair.

So i was getting dome one day, real nice, cummed in her mouth; and the next thing I new I had sticky pubic hair. I then realized that I had just been the victim of a Great White Squirrel.

by Shawny Shawny July 16, 2010

Hoe Bagged Squirrel

A squirrel whom mates wildly regardless of other rodent STD's. A variation of hoe bag but used only within the sciuridae family. This family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots (including woodchucks), flying squirrels, and some species of homo sapiens.

OH MY GOD! Look at that hoe bagged squirrel go hes been humping for 6 hours now!

by StabWoundFucl{ing February 21, 2011

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna

Hide Whatever you Got, Police!

"I smell Squirrel, Hide your Tuna"
Oh, Shit Run!

by Nick Morgan January 18, 2006

Squirrel

Code word for "gay" men. Squirrels like nuts, so do "gay" men. Squirrels have the bent wrist syndrome, so do some "gay" men.

Instead of a gay friend saying "Hey GURL hey!" to his gay bestie, he says "HEY SQUIRREL HEY!".

Mike: HEY SQUIRREL HEY!
Matt: Hey SQUIRREL! Your looking FABULOUS today!

Johnny: I can't crack this nut, sometimes its not easy knowing if someone is a "squirrel". He might be a flying squirrel, not a prancer.
Chad: Tsk tsk. Yeah he might be hibernating in his tree.

by kozmatic February 18, 2011

Wet Squirrel

When a girl packs away your nuts in either cheek while "climbing" the man's dick by rapidly moving hands down it. All of this while making squirrel sounds.

Man, I got a wet squirrel from Marshall's mom last night, it was nuts!

by Jake, Jared, Kristie December 12, 2006

flying squirrel

you perform a flying squirrel by stretching out your scrotum upwards over your penis, and just let the head of your penis show. you pinch the bottom of the scrotum on either side with your thumbs and forefingers (carefully, please!) and pull it upwards. Your balls form the squirrel's back legs, and your pinched ends form the front legs. The membrane of your scrotum resembles the flaps of the majestic flying squirrel. The head of the penis is the head of the squirrel, of course.!

"The majestic flying squirrel is a glorius creature indeed, and quite a stunt to pull off, as it were."

by Laurabelleblue September 16, 2008

dirt squirrel

Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare cheque day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.

"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."

by amac March 31, 2005