spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015

spite hot

When you decide to transform yourself into a sexy beast (in body or spirit) in order to make another person feel a certain emotion (anger, insecurity, jealousy, longing, loss, etc). Usually happens after a bad breakup and the act personifies pettiness in it's final form.

Friend 1: Sorry you broke up with Xander. He was an ass anyway.

Friend 2: It's all good, I'm going to hit the gym and get spite hot just to post pictures on Instagram and rub it in his face.

by jack_o_bee March 25, 2017

svritey

A person who lies to makes others feel good.

That person is so svritey all the time.

by Duckys July 5, 2017

Sprike

The Slovakian Traffic Cone but with soft drinks, preferably regurgitated beforehand or into the cone.

Oh bro, I totally spriked that girl so hard last night!

by OmegaSoul September 30, 2017

Sprinter

When it's cold as hell outside, but there's still shit on the trees.

Technically the Spring Equinox passed, but it's still cold, so we're in Sprinter.

by BulldogBill May 24, 2018

Sprinterfallmer

The new season weve adopted through global warming.

Fuck this stupid sprinterfallmer weather today! Lets go smoke crack indoors.

by TOMATO JONES123 November 6, 2018

Suriteduniteparn

u dumb

am i smart?
"Suriteduniteparn"

by Oily jingle bells December 10, 2018