Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.

Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"

by BigMark95 November 7, 2022

spliff-slut

A person who would go to anywhere anytime anyplace for a spliff or even for a puff of spliff

Hey look here comes spliff-slut , he can really smell stuff from anywhere

by Idefineyouman October 4, 2022

Spliff

“Spliff”. A way of saying someone looks dope as hell.

Hey that outfit looks spliff . Spliffy as hell.

by Vtwazhere December 14, 2022

spraff

Scottish slang word for talking, chatting, nattering or having a light hearted discussion.

Spraffologist, A person who is good at putting words to music live, improvising words to music on-the-fly not using the original composers lyrics, often just for fun or comedic effect.

The lads were just spraffin..
The guy on the mic was a top Spraffologist.

by Hairy Paul June 7, 2023

spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023

Spliff

A low quality tobacco-cannabis rolled cigarette. Because the owner couldn’t wait until the bud properly cures. So he can roll pure joint

Yesterday i smoked a spliff and thought it would be good

by Smokerukdrill August 17, 2023

Spraff

Somebody who goes out asking others for things like Money, Drugs or cigarettes in a bar spraffing for drinks off others.

That Oli he is such a spraff I've just seen him ask somebody for a bite of their sausage roll

by DontKiss&Tell October 10, 2023