packaging sperm

styrofoam packaging peanuts, see ghost poop

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."

by eriador April 7, 2007

sperm whale

A girl gives a guy fellatio and he comes in her mouth. Before she swallows he shoots her in the head, causing the jizz to eject from her head similar to that of a sperm whale.

Dude #1 "Watching Free Willy reminds me of the time I sperm whaled that ho"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"

by Boo Bee December 17, 2008

sperm gutter

a women or gay man who swallows alot of jiz

stay away from her shes a sperm gutter

by sydney miner June 11, 2006

sperm killers

pants that are worn by males that are too hot are too tight; usually refered in the first person

"man I should not have worn these sperm killers to the golf course today."

by peeroni May 11, 2008

olympic sperm

your sperm is olympic, it can swim through any internal organs, it can hurdle any course, it is a mutant type of sperm, when contacted with,you will be impregnated immediatley, whether male or female this sperm is dangerous, beware of Martin Barr, he has an army of children, we belive there are thousands but there may be more, if you are a victim let us know!!!!

human olympic sperm, impregnates monkeys!

by random act of God!! July 20, 2006

sperm of the moment

unplanned spontaneous sex

It was sperm of the moment so I forgot to put on a condom.

by Kenric October 18, 2006

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005