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packaging sperm

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."
by eriador April 7, 2007
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sperm whale

A girl gives a guy fellatio and he comes in her mouth. Before she swallows he shoots her in the head, causing the jizz to eject from her head similar to that of a sperm whale.
Dude #1 "Watching Free Willy reminds me of the time I sperm whaled that ho"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"
by Boo Bee December 17, 2008
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sperm gutter

a women or gay man who swallows alot of jiz
stay away from her shes a sperm gutter
by sydney miner June 11, 2006
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sperm killers

pants that are worn by males that are too hot are too tight; usually refered in the first person
"man I should not have worn these sperm killers to the golf course today."
by peeroni May 11, 2008
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olympic sperm

your sperm is olympic, it can swim through any internal organs, it can hurdle any course, it is a mutant type of sperm, when contacted with,you will be impregnated immediatley, whether male or female this sperm is dangerous, beware of Martin Barr, he has an army of children, we belive there are thousands but there may be more, if you are a victim let us know!!!!
human olympic sperm, impregnates monkeys!
by random act of God!! July 20, 2006
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sperm of the moment

unplanned spontaneous sex
It was sperm of the moment so I forgot to put on a condom.
by Kenric October 18, 2006
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sperm vermin

1. The regrettable offspring of anyone who defies natural selection and somehow lives long enough to continue their lineage.

2. Any baby, kid or teenager that loiter and cause a nuisance in an otherwise civilized place, such as making noise at a cinema, infesting the centre of towns or congregating around bright flashy lights and loud noises such as the scene of a minor road accident outside your home around 10pm in the evening because in their own mind it is cool to be seen there, probably because they are too young and cant afford the bus fares to go see the flashy lights and loud sounds at a proper night club.
Man, did you hear that baby when we went to see District 9 last night?, those parents need to know when to leave their sperm vermin at home.

You saw all those kids hanging around that car accident last night?, guess those sperm vermin don't have anything better to do with their lives.
by obviously middle class September 15, 2009
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