One who lives in the southern half of the United States. They are sometimes, but not always, ignorant and have atrocious grammar and spelling, like whoever wrote definition number 2. They sometimes have an unusually large amount of pride for the south, due to the fact that they still havent gotten over their own defeat in the Civil War yet.
The person who wrote number 2 spelled the word 'write' wrong. The rest of them all had good definitions. Southerner.
by mastershake211 April 15, 2006
Get the southerner mug.A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the Confederate Flag, and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
by 800Wmarietta September 3, 2014
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In the south when two men meet each other for the first time, to size up their manhoods, instead of extending their hands for a normal shake they grab each others crotch.
Hey there nice to meet you, whoa dude that's my dick you just groped.
Oh sorry I thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.
Oh sorry I thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.
by Johnsonb December 14, 2012
Get the Southern Handshake mug.Southern Barbeque: To double team a girl with one Guy in the mouth, while the other is in either the ass or vagina. While at some point during the orgy you rotate the girl from all fours to her back or vise versa while keeping both penises inserted. Creating the PIG ROAST and having a nice Southern Barbeque… this usually occurs with a Slam Pig – no pun intended.
Guy 1: What the fuck happened last night at the party with my girlfriend?
Asshole 1: nothing I swear… she just wanted to taste a little Southern Barbeque.
Asshole 2: yah we had a little pig roast that’s all.
Guy 1: what the fuck are you talking about?
Asshole 1: like I said nothing, don’t worry about it.
Asshole 1: nothing I swear… she just wanted to taste a little Southern Barbeque.
Asshole 2: yah we had a little pig roast that’s all.
Guy 1: what the fuck are you talking about?
Asshole 1: like I said nothing, don’t worry about it.
by Dildo Nation December 27, 2008
Get the Southern Barbeque mug.An extremely rich, haughty, arrogant, classy southern lady. She proudly traces her ancestry back to some prestigeous slaveholding family.
by Vernon Baker February 21, 2004
Get the southern bell mug.1. Some one born south of the mid west
2. The area containing the dumbest people in the country
(I live in Oklahoma, The entire state is extreme right wing, conservative, Christian cluster fuck; we have to many fat ass people and to little Intelegent people, do not visit the south, especially Oklahoma, you can't get laid, science education, non judgemental people, and too many assholes)
2. The area containing the dumbest people in the country
(I live in Oklahoma, The entire state is extreme right wing, conservative, Christian cluster fuck; we have to many fat ass people and to little Intelegent people, do not visit the south, especially Oklahoma, you can't get laid, science education, non judgemental people, and too many assholes)
Bill: do you believe in Jesus? Glenn Beck? Fox News? And think gays are satanic?
Luke:...No, southerner ways of life suck
Bill: 'ight then, we will hang your ass at sundown, and then watch Hannity
Luke:...No, southerner ways of life suck
Bill: 'ight then, we will hang your ass at sundown, and then watch Hannity
by The USSR January 28, 2010
Get the Southerner mug.The Southern Sundae is the act of taking a spoon and getting a scoop of shit from a girls asshole and putting it into her pussy while she is on the rag and has a yeast infection then eating her out.
by Harry Boughner September 4, 2009
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