A wet Penis. Can be covered with any juice that your mind desires. Largely, the soggy dong is usually thought of as being covered in mustard, ketchup, or any other liquid used at your local fast-food restaurant. Once wet, the penis is usually dried with a towel or any other object that can bring the penis to a light wetness.
David-OMFG! Charlie had the wort soggy dong last night.
Brandon- Yeah i know, i was sucking it so hard last night.
David- Dude! Your Gay!
Brandon- (Unhappy Face)
Brandon- Yeah i know, i was sucking it so hard last night.
David- Dude! Your Gay!
Brandon- (Unhappy Face)
by Mark Koslow December 15, 2007

When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.
by DocChase June 23, 2010

(noun, medical): a condition caused by indiscriminately unlubricated anal fisting, usually self-administered. In lieu of artificial lubricant, the anal glands secrete an organic solution that continues to leak from the subject's rectum, long after the kinky self-buttfisting is done. Common in conservative political parties, though they'd never admit it.
by StavrosMentos October 5, 2018

by b tyson April 4, 2008

by Turkeyspam November 1, 2007

A game played by Greg and Brady. Because they like teh soggy biscuit especially Brady who wants Greg's sweet ass.
by The C November 20, 2004

When you give someone a creampie and proceed to fist the cream even deeper into the crevice that the creampie has taken place
by Soggybiacuiiiit December 22, 2017
