stop crying before i give you something to cry about 

the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.

parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about

stop crying before i give you something to cry about by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon 

I’m starting to wonder if I am hopeless :(

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? 

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something by big2na June 15, 2011

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. 

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

blow something up

to hang out with people

hey , u guys wanna go blow something up saturday

blow something up by darthredneck January 19, 2007

Twirty-Something 

A woman who has passed the lower numbers of the Twirty age range but is still continuously mistaken for a whole lot younger.

Even though we twirty-somethings felt out-of-place at the kegger, we were still getting hit on so hard we had bruises.

Twirty-Something by AJ June 25, 2004