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Soggy Dong

A wet Penis. Can be covered with any juice that your mind desires. Largely, the soggy dong is usually thought of as being covered in mustard, ketchup, or any other liquid used at your local fast-food restaurant. Once wet, the penis is usually dried with a towel or any other object that can bring the penis to a light wetness.
David-OMFG! Charlie had the wort soggy dong last night.

Brandon- Yeah i know, i was sucking it so hard last night.

David- Dude! Your Gay!

Brandon- (Unhappy Face)
by Mark Koslow December 15, 2007
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Soggy Potato

When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.
Dude I totally wasn't getting hard for this fat bitch last night,so I just gave her a soggy potato.
by DocChase June 23, 2010
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soggy bottom

(noun, medical): a condition caused by indiscriminately unlubricated anal fisting, usually self-administered. In lieu of artificial lubricant, the anal glands secrete an organic solution that continues to leak from the subject's rectum, long after the kinky self-buttfisting is done. Common in conservative political parties, though they'd never admit it.
I vote Tory, and now I have a soggy bottom.
by StavrosMentos October 5, 2018
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soggy balls

balls that have been exposed to large amounts of rain over a long period of time
courtney has lived in seattle all her life, she has soggy balls.
by b tyson April 4, 2008
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soggy doggy

What your hard on becomes after seeing a less than
appealing girl.
"My blind date was so skinny she gave me a soggy doggy when she got naked."
by Turkeyspam November 1, 2007
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Soggy Biscuit

A game played by Greg and Brady. Because they like teh soggy biscuit especially Brady who wants Greg's sweet ass.
Greg and Brady love the soggy biscuit.
by The C November 20, 2004
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Soggy Biscuit

When you give someone a creampie and proceed to fist the cream even deeper into the crevice that the creampie has taken place
Man, Sarah got a soggy biscuit and won't shut the fuck up about it.
by Soggybiacuiiiit December 22, 2017
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