sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

Slobert

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.

Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."

by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014

soberlitious

Sexy, Single, and Sober

That woman use to be a Hott Mess, but is now Soberlitious!

by carriePie November 9, 2014

sober mcgober

When a person is so drunk that he is about to pass out, he is said to be sober

'Craig looks like he is about to pass out, he is sober mcgober

by birchestree February 21, 2015

Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.

Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.

by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

snoborexic

A person who choses not to eat at all, if high quality foods aren't available, such as organic, grass fed, foreign foods, etc. A person who refuses to eat common foods like Macaroni and cheese, hot dogs, ham casserole, etc.....

My son wont join our family for dinner tonight, because we are having a ham and cheese casserole. He wants sushi. He is becoming a snoborexic.

by umismom April 16, 2015