Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.

Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.

by urethraworms September 1, 2024

Snailing

When a woman takes her vagina on him/her and drags it from the forehead on to the chin leaving a trail just like snail

Friend : ohh he’s cute I would love to fuck him
Female: girl I’m trying to go snailing all over him

by Jayjjuciy February 5, 2020

garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived

garry the snail lord of the multiverse.

by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023

Snail

Hail that is really soft
Falls like hail feels like snow
Snow Hail--->soft hail--->Snail

Guy 1: It looks like hail but it feels like snow
Guy 2: Must be some of that snail I've hear about

by Fozzy March 28, 2015

Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.

'oi bruv you're a batty snail'

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Snail Life

To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).

The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.

by Snaillifer December 16, 2019

Snailing

The act of making yourself look like a snail in funny places; it is done by lying down in a similar fashion to planking, but with your butt raised up in the air.

"I'm snailing! Y'know, it’s where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places. It's way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap!"

by octacle December 22, 2024