Seshathon

A sesh lasting two or more days. Typically an entire weekend.

Heading away for the weekend, it's gonna be a proper seshathon!

by Pio42 September 12, 2017

Sesh Wife

A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.

"Lauren is my sesh wife, we always have a great craic"

by Seshwife1000 July 3, 2018

Smash my Cracker

A phrase that works in any context.
Can be used instead of fuck
Or can mean to fuck

“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”

When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.

by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018

smash owen day

smash all the owens as hard as u can.

“did u hear tommorows smash owen day.”

by hairyasshole22 September 19, 2019

Seshquatch

A Seshquatch is someone who is always up for a sesh, usually sharing weed with a Sesh Gremlin who always smokes everyone else's weed. A Seshquatch is usually very friendly, though can become irritated by over exposure to Sesh Gremlins.

"You mind if I get a few tokes of that mate?"
"Yeah, nah mate go ahead"
"Ah Jay you absolute Seshquatch you're a legend"
"Yeah, nah mate no worries"

by SeshSquatch November 21, 2019

Sameship

A pairing that consists of two of the same characters in a romantic, sexual, or platonic relationship. Alternate versions of a character also fall under sameship as long as it's essentially the same person. Not the same as selfshipping or incest/twincest.

I ship Archer Gilgamesh with his Caster version. It's my favorite sameship.

by ozygil October 20, 2019

Seshay

Similar to an Eshay in the way they talk, act and dress. However, they differ in the sense the only thing they can possibly do to in their spare time is have a sesh. A day in the life of a high-school Seshay would look something like this;

Wake up

Get ready for school
Sesh

Mad feed

Feen a durry

Leave School half way through the day
Sesh

Go home

Sesh

Eat More food

Durry

Sesh

Green out
Repeat.

Usually smokes durries and spins their cones the utter definition of a seshay.

Went to a funeral today... pussy esh cunt in the back ina bum bag was just ripping a cone, Must have been a Seshay.

My Name is Tamara and I'm a Seshay.

by cookedtoaster November 3, 2019