sloppy dallas

When your southern girlfriend packs a phat lip of dip and gives you one sloppy blowjob

Blarg: Want me to give you a sloppy Dallas

Eric: Of course brother
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!

by Sloppy Taloppy October 15, 2020

sloppy lube

When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.

The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

Sloppy Disco

When you tape a mirror to your nutsack like a disco ball, so you can see your gooch while you're fucking someone.

Dave: "Hey, I cut myself while performing a sloppy disco last night."
Tyrone: "The trick is to use a smaller mirror so you don't have to break it."
Dave: "Shit, you right."

by milkBAKE August 16, 2018

Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.

"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"

by Thedanatee November 10, 2022

Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.

Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.

by jack the ripper April 11, 2012

sloppy dallas

When your southern girlfriend packs a phat lip of dip and give you a sloppy blow job

Blarg: You want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas
Eric: Of course I want one!!
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!!!

by Sloppy Taloppy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Wop

A sloppy wop is the act of sucking a dick with a mouthful of wet spaghetti. While performing it, you use your tongue to force the spaghetti down his dickhole. When he's about to cum, you suck the spaghetti out of his dick.

"Man, I've been pissing spaghetti sauce for days because my girl gave me a sloppy wop!"

by MeatPrick October 16, 2019