skeet box

A hoe-bag or prostitute type figure intended for the use of transporting or consuming any amount of skeet. Also see sperm dumpster.

So I'm hangin with my buds one night and I was feel in a little frisky... one thing leads to another and that damn skeet box runs away with my wad!

by Ben K. December 18, 2005

skeet biscuit

Its when a bunch of guys on a Saturday night get together and throw down a buscuit. then each of the whip out their dicks and jerk off the last one to skeet on the biscuit has to eat it.

Ian said, "alright boys you know what time it is," as he slams the Biscuit on the table. It's skeet biscuit time!

by jesus#1 May 6, 2007

Skeet Stain

1. After ejaculating on clothing/bedding and a stain remains after it has dried.

2. An insult toward anyone who is equivalent to a skeet stain.

1. "I woke up in the morning after an eventful night of sex and I left a few skeet stains on the sheets."

2. "Shawn, you're such a skeet stain, jeez!!!"

by Monica M. January 11, 2008

skeet bag

1. A condom, specifically one that has already been used and therefore contains semen.
2. A very promiscuous woman; a slut.

She didn't have a trash can, so I just tossed the skeet bag under her bed. I hope her mom doesn't find it.

by pullll April 6, 2009

skeet shooter

A guy who loves to ejaculate/cum on people or things.

He's a skeet shooter!

by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

skeet job

noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at

"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"

"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."

by JELMS January 19, 2010

Skeet skeet!!

cum shot, jizz shot...

skeet skeet in your eye..

by r0addawg October 30, 2003