Simp

Pretty much your guy best friend. His name is probably Clunie or something like that.

Wow, Clunie, you're such a Simp!

by C# October 10, 2020

Simp

(Male def.): Someone who is usually very nice and very kind, but he sacrifices time with the boys to be with girls. A simp may be seen laughing at girl's jokes all the time, constantly agreeing with what they say, etc. This may not be a bad thing; simp's are usually very kind and the best people. However they can be annoying whenever they ditch the bros for hoes (girls but 'hoes' rhymes so its better).

OH MY ashton is SUCHHHH a SIMPPPPP

by Ashton's capping October 14, 2020

Simp

A new term gen z wants to use to exterminate wholesomeness in relationships. A man who gets flowers for a girl is now called a “simp” or if he kisses her on the forehead, even if they’re not “clingy”. Mostly used on TikTok, but it is mostly used as a negative term reflecting wholesomeness in relationships.

TJ: ayo John why would you hug your girlfriend???
John: ..Because I love her
TJ: SIMP

John: what???

by brosksks February 26, 2021

Simp

See also: lives with his mom, acts like a baller but is mostly a douche. Also, a dad who ditches his wife & kid for stupid bullshit.

My man is no simp, he just knows what's important and avoids douchiness at all costs

by impossibly_fast October 20, 2011

Simp

Simp is an acronym for squirrels in my pants. This term was coined by the famous Disney show Phineas and Ferb

I was dancing as if I had simp

by 911kaitastrophe March 28, 2019

Simp

A guy who engages in chivalry, (which is dead) to attract attention of a hoe who ain't worth a time.
The biggest simps are usually arrogant french people, and guys who are horny and want some coochie.
Guys named Jack, Daryl, Winston, Jesse, Charlie N, Ned, Jason, Sasha, Thibo and Francis are immediate simps and they should be eradicated before anything gets serious

Example 1: "OMG did you see that Jesse's trying to impress Layla", "He's such a SIMP"
Example 2: "Jack places hoes before bros. He's always trying to hang out alone with girls. What a SIMP"
Example 3: "Jack invited Emily and her other friends to his party because he wants to have intercourse", "He's such a SIMP"

by HeadieOne March 5, 2020

Simp

A person who actually cares about his girlfriend and does cute thing for her and takes her out on a lot of dates and yes they are dating and no she wants him probably more than he does her but random people still calling him a simp for no reason.

Alex: Hey guys we can't go out today beacuse im going to my girlfriends house and we are going to do a lot of cute stuff together and we also haven't seen eachother in a long time but i will see you guys tommorow. Nathan: Okay It's nice too see that you treat your girlfriend right you are not like other guys. Some other guy: (i'm so fucking jealous of Alex's perfect relationship that will last forever beacuse he is not a fuckboy like me and he is oldschool) Hey Alex you're a simp😡!.

by Old school man January 10, 2021