scrape-rape

Scrape-raping is a term for stoners that steal marijuana resin from your smoking devices. For example, if you have a deadbeat roommate that doesn't work and you come home from a 14 hour shift at Costco, only to find your double-bubbler has trenches cut into its resin.

Joseph: Was Frank here? Because someone fucking scrape-raped my pipe!
Dennis: So what? Just buy more weed.
Joseph: I don't have any money and I was saving that to resin hit! I'm going to stab that asshole.
Dennis: I thought stoners were supposed to be non-violent.

by Andre Delunula January 22, 2014

Shapeless Wonder

Most often a woman who lacks hips, booty, and thighs.

Upon entering the boutique, I was approached by a shapeless wonder of a woman.

by MinYoongi September 1, 2016

sharpened dick

A fancy term for an erection of the male penis

"I just got a sharpened dick right now!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."

"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"

by Smelshelmpofdoor August 16, 2017

scrape the bird

Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.

I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.

by LeDarke November 16, 2017

Shrafe

Short for Shrofity

Daniel's Mom: "Daniel stop it you buttfucker!"
Daniel: "Shrofity Mom...I'm just tryna shrafe!!"

by curlnigga June 27, 2019

tape scraper

A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.

Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.

by hobrarian October 26, 2008

ankle scraper

Extremely large penis/dick. One that is said to "scrape your own ankles"

"Hot Wings has a giant crank!" - Listener
"Yea, what a real ankle scraper!!" - Eric Zane

by Mallen92 November 1, 2008