shitty bongos

When things have gone tits up

"Shitty bongos I've got to stay late at work "

by Praggawaggas May 27, 2016

Shitty Mark

Usually a dirt bag , rarely shower , eats everyone’s food , doesn’t pay rent , give him an inch he takes a mile !

Where my avocados ?! Shitty mark stole them ! Wait ! He also ate your toilet paper !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

Shitty Mickey

When a man fucks a woman whilst taking a shit on the toilet, and his balls slapping her ass make marks that resemble Shitty Mickey Mouse ears.

My girlfriend was in the bathroom so I busted through the door and served her with a Shitty Mickey!

by Dick Roque February 26, 2011

Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse

Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!

by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022

shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly January 3, 2008

hello shitty

it is anothere name for the japanese character hello kitty

have u ever heard of that gay japanese cat hello shitty!!!!!!!!!!!

by shithead jones May 8, 2003

shitty deal

When one is having anal sex with another, pulls out and a load of shit comes out.

MatGrn: "That's the best dick i've ever taken, pull out"
JMOSS: ::pulls out:: "OMG DUDE! I thought you said you douche! What a shitty deal!"

by poser mobile September 6, 2006