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Look what the selfie dragged in! 

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.
Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
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Egg Shell Selfie 

A selfie that all white girls take where you can barely see each girls forehead
Yessss Becky get in my egg shell selfie, you go girl.
Egg Shell Selfie by Egg shell September 4, 2019

High-Risk Selfie 

Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.
Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”
High-Risk Selfie by Moniemarie31 September 19, 2019

prancing pony selfie 

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches
Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

Albanian Mirror Selfie 

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.
We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

Pam Jongho Selfie Moment 

Seething and growling over a photo of an idol, leading to a state of delusion.
IM HAVING A PAM JONGHO SELFIE MOMENT

An original picture/selfie 

"An original"- A picture (selfie) taken specifically in the moment it is requested without preparation, a "snapshot" in time exactly as one is, a so called "glimpse of what one would witness in normal day to day life", not a "stock" photo, no filters or "camera tricks", no nudity (unless it's the proper time/place), generally reserved for someone special in your life significant other or a potential future significant other, etc...

Yet another Aaron Neal Pullen, Oaothr33 "original" concept... deal with it lol
"Yo girl... send me an original picture/selfie"
"I wanna see an original"