T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."

"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."

by DICKtionary DICKtators May 11, 2015

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

semi colon

a person that takes extremely large shits

dude did you see that crap that guy left in that toilet? yea he must have had a semi colon

by bear bear tattoo guy July 15, 2011

semi-automatic

A state where a person can just suddenly burst into anger and fury.

Watch out for Danny! He's semi-automatic!

by JakeTheDane July 18, 2016

saemi

a girl who is a goldiggin neegro who is also emo and is fat

man that fat emo girl is a SAEMI

by john kim December 6, 2006

Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch

When you use one arm to punch at the sky and another arm to punch at the ground.

I better show these kids how to Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch because they're beginners.

by Mole March 5, 2005

seeing

When am i

seeing you?

by Krkič June 3, 2019