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schmeatza 

A pizza with at least 3 different meats.
Damn I’m hungry I’m ordering a schmeatza from Domino’s
schmeatza by Flynnius January 17, 2023
New Hampshire slang for vape. Used so teachers don't know what you're talking about
"Yo Chris, pass me the schmeal"
schmeal by Heck beerios January 22, 2023

Schmeat n' great 

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands
Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

schmeatup 

A hookup, all greasy and whatnot.
Do you think he loves you or is it just a schmeatup?
schmeatup by Jackib223 May 8, 2023
The left over foreskin after a Jewish ceremonial circumcision.
The party was over when Abraham’s schmechel fell into the gefilte fish
Schmechel by Lilschmechel July 17, 2023

Schmagity 

Dick. Real simple.
Person 1: Ayo gang, u mad fugly.
Person 2: You aint got no reason to be all up on my schmagity.
Schmagity by tellme597 August 24, 2023