Pensacola Sausage Slammer

When a man decides to go to the local walmart and buy several feet of conecuh sausage. He then proceeds to insert it all into his asshole at the same time to Smashmouth's Diggin Your Scene. This gives the song a whole new meaning as the man will literally be digging sausage out of his butt for up to three weeks afterwards. This causes a scene for himself and his relatives/family/bitches and will probably put him in the hospital.

Last week Joe decided to try one of the popular local customs of Pensacola and tried the Pensacola Sausage Slammer. Unsuprisingly he ended up shitting ground beef with varoius spices for a week afterwards.

by Pensacola4lyfe March 11, 2011

Cincinatti Slammer

A drink comprised of:
Ice, Pepsi cola, a quarter of a lemon, a mint leaf, and vodka.

"Want to try my Cincinatti Slammer? It's mixed perfectly."

"No thanks, I've got a Pasadena Pounder right here!

by Yakballz January 2, 2009

slammered

being slammed and hammered at the same time.

a case of high life and 4 red bull and jagers will get you slammered.

by bitch ho September 21, 2003

Alabama Slammer

When a guy takes a shit in a girls pussy and then has sex with her... But it's no ordinary girl, it's his sister!!! This undoubtly happens in Alabama!!

Guy 1: Yo dude, I totally Alabama slammered Emily! She loved it!
Guy 2: Emily who??

Guy 1: You know, my sister Emily!!!!

by Brizzle23 September 21, 2016

Alabama Slammer

(Noun) A slam poet or other spoken-word performer native to the state of Alabama.

The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.

by Heavy Pootis Guy April 7, 2015

shammer

a poop; dropping a deuce

I can't believe you took such a shammer at the party that you broke the toilet!!

by Michael Froehler March 29, 2003

the car warranty scammers

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.

Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.

by SeriousSkippy May 17, 2021