Anal sex immediately followed by oral sex - the same person being the recipient of both acts. Presumably, after a vigorous engagement, the recipient will have a shit mustache looking gangster enough to be worthy of the term 'Dirty Sanchez'.
After Skip went in and plowed Muffy's starfish he pulled out just in time to finish rousingly in her mouth - the result being the fanciest Dirty Sanchez anyone had ever seen on Muffy. 💃👄💩
by bebbe bebbe May 27, 2017

Maaaaane I was eatin this gurl’s booty and when I came out I hads me some dirty sanchez on ma mouth!
by Jared from Subway® June 8, 2019

It’s when you take your finger and slide it across the buthole of someone named katie and then rub it on her upper lip.
by The dude’s December 21, 2021

To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.
I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.
Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011

After doing a chick in the ass, you pull out blow your load on her back then write your name in poo smear on her back.
by Indabuttnobaby August 1, 2011

Person A: I can't sleep, my nose is so congested.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.
by HelzAngel September 10, 2011

Where feces is purposely smeared onto a persons upper lip, to resemble a thick mustache. Similar to mustaches worn by some Mexican men, hence the name Sanchez.
This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.
This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.
by nightshift001 August 13, 2014
