Jake is a dad, he loves to kiss his homies good night. He has a really cute situation with his teeth, and it kinda makes him look like mator from the cars franchise. This is not a bad thing, if I’m honest it’s kinda cute. To sum it up I think Jake Sanchez is a real dad and is perfect for anyone with a cars fetish
Jake Sanchez is my dad
by Dummy thicc April 25, 2018
Anal sex immediately followed by oral sex - the same person being the recipient of both acts. Presumably, after a vigorous engagement, the recipient will have a shit mustache looking gangster enough to be worthy of the term 'Dirty Sanchez'.
After Skip went in and plowed Muffy's starfish he pulled out just in time to finish rousingly in her mouth - the result being the fanciest Dirty Sanchez anyone had ever seen on Muffy. 💃👄💩
by bebbe bebbe May 27, 2017
Maaaaane I was eatin this gurl’s booty and when I came out I hads me some dirty sanchez on ma mouth!
by Jared from Subway® June 09, 2019
Trump mocked Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis — finally debuting a nickname, 'Ron DeSanctimonious'. Ron returned the favor by giving Donny a Dirty Sanchez.
by Dr. Donny Oz November 06, 2022
To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.
I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.
Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011
Person A: I can't sleep, my nose is so congested.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.
by HelzAngel September 09, 2011
After doing a chick in the ass, you pull out blow your load on her back then write your name in poo smear on her back.
by Indabuttnobaby August 01, 2011