Stinging

when you ring someone once to get their number on your phone.

Person 1: someone is calling me.
Person 2: im stinging you, so you have my number.

by millieislanky January 21, 2012

fuck me swinging

When a gay man is getting boned in a sling, he is getting fucked while swinging.

Man in gay sauna to man in sling: "Do you mind if I blow in your poop hole"
Man in sling: "Yeah dude, fuck me swinging!"

by corndog99 November 16, 2011

Swining

The act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.

1:

Joe: "OH MY GOD SWINE FLU I DON'T WANT IT I'MA DIE!"

James: "Dude! Stop fucking swining!"

2:

Josh: "Ugh Swine flu sucks soooo much I WISH I didn't have it."

John: "Shut the fuck up (please) and stop swining! It's no diff than reg flu, pussy."

by witherwtf October 28, 2009

Swingline Stapler

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.

Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009

Singing Centipede

The act of taking a shit into a large sock, and then throwing it at a specimens window

Dave: Hey, fancy going to singing centipede that house over there?
Ben: Yeah lets do it!

by P00nt4ng November 7, 2010

Slinging Wood

Dressing nice and hanging around females with the intent to have intercourse at some point.

Guy1: What's Dylan doing over there with all those girls?

Guy2: He's slinging wood tonight. It just might work tho.

by Digitalvolt March 3, 2016

SINGING

Something I can't do at all, But I'm in choir anyway.

"Did you hear Carrie singing yesterday? IT WAS T E R R I B L E."

by CarrieLovesETHHHHAANNNNNNN December 9, 2017