pickle sniffer

a man who actively looks for men to pick up.

This pickle sniffer wouldn't stop staring at my boyfriend.

by dee October 1, 2004

Columbian Stiffy

When you wake up with a morning boner and you have to shit and pee at the same time, So you sit down to shyt but your morning boner wont fit into the toilet.

Friend: Yo, wheres your bathroom?
Me: In the back to the left.
Friend: Fool there is piss everywhere!!!
Me: I couldn't help it man... I had a Columbian Stiffy this morning!

by S3XU@L CH0C0L@T3 March 1, 2009

Fart Sniffer

Someone who is so pretentious they enjoy the smell of their own farts.

People from San Francisco is made up of Fart Sniffers

by Denverkid November 28, 2009

beverly hills sniffer

This sex move is saved for girls who think that they're God's gift to the world (and there are plenty of them). Have sex doggy-style. Right before finishing, take two of you fingers (index and ring) and shove them in her ass. Before she spazzes out, stick one in each of her nostrils, use a fish hook-like action to pull her head back, and whisper in her ear: "Still think your shit don't stink?". Proceed to cum. That should put her in her place.

Alot of celebs could use beverly hills sniffers.

by Single_and_Loving_It January 14, 2007

SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

by jetwake08 October 12, 2011

pete sniff

To sniff someones crotch

I gave her the ol' pete sniff last night and it was pretty funky.

by kortmann May 20, 2007

Biden sniff

A long and calculated sniff, usually of young girls. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed several young girls and women while in the presence of cameras.

Man, I didn't like how Dan took a few Biden sniffs off that girl. It was gross.

by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020