Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.

"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."

by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012

Steaming Walter

When you urinate on yourself or others to stay warm in the cold

I'm fucking freezing and I don't have a hat, give me a Steaming Walter on my ears.

by tim chris February 18, 2009

Steam review

The worst of the worst. Steam users will relentlessly downvote your review into oblivion if you so much as criticize their favorite game, but will upvote inside jokes and other garbage "reviews" that don't help people out at all. If you base your purchases off Steam reviews you may just be a retard.

If you decide not to recommend a game, you must provide a 10 paragraph essay about why you don't like the game and you have to still kiss the game's ass the whole time and downplay any frustrations you might have, lest you succumb to the wrath of the Steam hordes. This strict mob mentality is not applied if you decide to recommend a game, then you can write damn near anything and get upvotes.

Typical steam review recommendation system:

207 out of 215 people found this review helpful:

I made a cowboy go into space and shoot the moon 10/10! RECOMMENDED!

Meanwhile your review:

2 out of 100 people found this review helpful:

This game was ok, but had some flaws and here's why.... reviewer talks at length why he didn't like the game in a fair manner

by Prometheus McSpanky May 13, 2017

Steaming Seagal

To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.

She was really into the Steaming Seagal until I started beating on her chest and saying one liners.

by kdogg76 August 31, 2015

steaming belleville

This is an Army term involving the "Belleville" boot and how to shine said boot. You must first drop trow and poop out a perfect turd log into your hand and then shine your boots with the fecal matter.

Friend 1: "Formation is in 30 minutes and my boots are cruddy!"

Friend 2: "No problem, a steaming belleville will fix that in no time"

by Wayne guy March 22, 2007

steam blower

an act performed while a member of the opposite sex performs oral sex and actually blows on your penis like a breathilizer test casuing a burning sensation that runs through your penis.

"krisitn really has a habit of blowing steam."

by tony the don December 14, 2003

steaming corpse

A very cold Dead Body, releasing steam. Therefore, it must be... Steaming Corpse!
Ahh!
See: Kadaver, dead body, Nasty

I was clubbed so hard, that i became a steaming corpse, in seconds.

by Kurt June 7, 2004