Dutch Steam Oven

The dutch steam oven is the careful art of farting while in the shower. (Mutch like the dutch oven)

Jimmy: I'm gonna go hop in the shower and dutch steam oven myself to death!

by John Handee January 3, 2009

pittsburg steam roller...

wHEN YOU FUCK A GIRL IN THE ASS AND YOU FINSH OFF AND CUM THE SHE SHITS THE MIXTURE OF CUM AND SHIT ON YOUR CHEST AND SMAERAS IT IN WITH HER BUT CHECKS..

WHEN I WAS FUCKING MY GIRL IN THE ASS SHE DECIDED TO GIVE ME A pittsburg steam roller... and smeared it in...

by GABBA FUCKMA March 4, 2009

Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.

I used'd up all of the saran wrap last night givin' mah bitch a glass-bottom steam boat fo' her birfday

by VanMan423 July 10, 2003

Russian Steam Pipe

After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.

Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.

by Clint Torres March 6, 2014

luisiana Steam Boat

Luisiana Steam Boat is when your fucking a girl in wheel barrel then you both role into 69. After you do that you cum in here mouth and let her gargle it.

Guy 1: Did you smash.
Guy 2: I did more then smashed.
Guy 1: Then what did you do.
Guy 2: I Luisiana Steam Boated her

Guy 1: Thats fucking cherry

by xX420Whilein69Xx January 26, 2016

Cock steam

The weird shit on your dick that appears after beating your meat

Goddamn I had a lot of cock steam last night

by __Mudkip November 1, 2017

Updating Steam

When you're really pumped up to play a game from your Steam library, but Steam needs to do it's daily updates. Updating Steam can take anywhere form 4 seconds to 15 minutes if you are really unlucky. Some say it takes the Power of the Cosmos to stop this process, but no one can confirm as anyone who tries to stop it vanishes. Lord Gaben orders his FBI agents to capture those who have the intention of breaking the rules of Steam.

1. Micheal: "Where the hell are you? We have a game tournament today and you haven't even started up the game."
Kyle: "Steam keeps giving me this 'Updating Steam' Pop-up. I wonder if I can exit out of it..."
Micheal: "No Kyle! Don't!"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"

2. Person: "Hell yeah! I just bought a bundle of Steam games for a cheap price and let them install overnight. I am now going to play some of the best games on the market."
*Clicks on Steam, Steam Updating*
Person: "Welp."
*Spins revolver*

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018