stabilizers

the metaphorical brakes that a girl can apply to the progression of a relationship with a close friend, usually in the friend zone, usual due to the irrational nature of the mind of a girl.

"has Jeff got himself a sweet and sticky surprise from Amy yet?"
"nah, she she's keeping on their stabilizers"

by bastante March 10, 2013

Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016

stabbedomen

What the abdomen becomes following violent stabbing action

"Man did you hear, Mark got mugged in the park last night."
"Oh shit, is he alright?"
"Well, he's got a stabbedomen now."

by deadheadyates September 6, 2016

Stabbie

When you get hurt by someone you love. The feeling you get in your stomach that you cant shake but are reminded deep down that things will get better. Its the feeling of hope; that tomorrow will be better and that the past is behind you. Its the feeling of love after a great lone. Its the feeling of knowing your story isn't yet over.

My boyfriend left me feeling stabbie but I will never give up on love.

by Xzavior_StarGazer November 16, 2016

stable maid

When James is performing oral copulation on any farm animal that is in or contained by a stable.

You should get a job as a stable maid.

by My friends are assholes April 14, 2017

stable marriage

Used to brag how great you are, but under 2 people have one.

Person1-"Yo dawg, I have a stable marriage"
Person2-"Yeah right dawg that's way too rare"

by Neo Chamberlina April 14, 2017

Stabbin' Fever

When seemingly straight Alaskan men are shacked up together in a bunk house or cabin and are bored so they end up having sex with each other because there are no women around and the winters are long and dark.

Dude, where are the chicks at? This cold winter night has got me feeling lonely and horny. I think I got stabbin' fever.

by N.Gucci July 25, 2017