Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 08, 2013

spray paint baby

A female significant other whom has a metallic tasting kitty cat

Rebecca is a mad spray paint baby, the wrestling team told me.

by Keandog6699 October 30, 2020

Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

by StumpyBob January 08, 2021

Sprayed

act of telling ones business to others that it does not concearn, when it is understood not to be shared

Grace was feeling herself and sprayed her friend's business at the party.

by Kingtim76 April 09, 2018

Pepper spray

For the police service canines seasonings as illegal endagerment

I don't want the police to misuse their mace on me their pepper spray in the eyes sucks

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Freezing Spray

The act of ejaculating into your own hand ,while being intimate with a woman, and putting it in front of the air conditioner to cool it down then throw it at her face.

Alech, Ryan and Josh talked about how they gave their wives the Freezing Spray last night and how much the wives enjoyed the cooking sensation.

by Onlefor May 29, 2023

Fly Spray

When you brew with other more lazy less desirables that are so disgusting you have to gather the muck into a muck trap. Leave muck trap to rot so it’s a gathering of the fucking jugallos (flies). Then unexpectedly flood the muck with enough chemical to turn it into Jonestown.

I fly sprayed out at the brewery. Hopefully it will be better tonight. I was getting eaten alive there yesterday.

by Br3w3r August 25, 2021