Spencer

(Commonly paired with words like "Sutton" and "Stunna") Someone who has no perception of existence. They are like an absent father who could just be lost in a grocery store looking for milk. At the end of the day though, he's probably just asleep or something.

Anecdote: Likely has some gay Indian boyfriend who follows him around as if he is god. It's not just the trick of the camera.

Person one: "WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?"
Person two: "That Spencer probably fell asleep watching tiktoks on his bed."

by anonymous February 7, 2024

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Spencer

also known as Forrest Gump, Country Club kid, and Big Foot. He is my best friend but he has a habit of hitting me continuously once ive hit him once. He calls me a bitch 24/7. Hes also in JROTC and is an absolutely nerd when it comes to history. He claims he likes tall girls but goes for short girls. Makes dark jokes and threatens to fight me everyday. Bro is like 6’3 and has brown hair, and the whitess man alive. He needs to get his permit or hes not gonna be allowed in my car 😃👍🏻

HES REALLY DUMB WHATS HIS NAME
SPENCER

by myliteralwife November 20, 2023

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Spencer's Spector

1. Getting unimaginable sloppy from a 6ft 4in goth mommy in the back of a Spencer's clothing store; In some cases the 6'4 goth mommy may come equipped with a strap on.

2. A special strawberry iced doughnut only available at select AM/PM gas station in most parts of Chicago and Palestine.

Commonly confused with the Gangnam Style Grim Reaper or the Chef's Pho's Phantom

Ex1. Hey there girl, you wanna give me the Spencer's Spector

Ex2.

Person 1: Hey buddy, I'll take the Spencer's Spector
Cashier: All right, if you really say so (unzips pants)
Customer: No you bufflepants the doughnut!
Cashier: (rezips pants) Ohhhhh that one, my bad original ganster!

by Skibity man2 002 November 24, 2023

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