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Monkey Skillz 

The art of using objects you normally wouldn't use to complete a task. Monkey Skillz are usually implicated when one is too lazy to get the correct tools for the task, and have learned to become resourceful like the monkeys who learned to dig in holes with sticks to get their dinner quicker.
Dan needed to slice his pizza, but his pizza slicer was dirty, and since he was being pretty lazy, instead of washing the slicer he used his Monkey Skillz and cut the pizza with scissors.
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Pigeon Skills 

To be able to spin yeast based carbohydrates upon mouth or beak, similar to a pigeon. Also used in reference to someone lying through their teeth in a well-conceived manner.
Guy 1- Fuck, did you just see that Blackbird in your garden?

Guy 2-Pigeon skills!
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Man 1- I never stole your idea for this story lad, you know you can count on me.

Man 2- Bollocks. It's got Pigeon Skills written all over it.
Pigeon Skills by SummerOnions April 22, 2009

Gross Motor Skills

1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.

2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
"Wanna lift home?"

"No thanks, you have Gross Motor Skills"
the awesome friendship between Millie Bobby Brown and Sadie Sink.
Millie: Shady Sink!
Sadie: Millie-Mills

Me: They’re so cute! I ship their friendship so much! Sillie for life!
SILLIE by helpmeimdead September 18, 2018

madd skillz 

when one is very good at someting one has madd skillz.
Shaq has madd b-ball skillz.
madd skillz by ultrajesus June 5, 2005

Shilliong 

when two friend play video games naked.
Nina: Hey, Dank, want to shilliong?
Dank: Sure.
Shilliong by OverweightVampire November 3, 2009