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Sealed Venting

Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances

(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)
Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words

Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it

Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
by YaBoyBenji423 December 17, 2023
mugGet the Sealed Ventingmug.

Ghostwell Seal

A Ghostwell seal is an item used by Ghostwell members to get someone removed via banning, these can be used in duals for items as well.
Noah used a Ghostwell seal to challenge Kevin
by Ben Ghostwell May 16, 2021
mugGet the Ghostwell Sealmug.

Kelsey Seals

The most amazing big sister EVERRR!! <3 so anyone tht dont love her wit all yur heart GO FUCK A COW YOU HOOEEEE!!!
by Ashley567123469696 May 17, 2011
mugGet the Kelsey Sealsmug.

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015
mugGet the pet the sealmug.

If the seals still

Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective

It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe
Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?

Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains

Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still
by WilliamRobbotom January 14, 2024
mugGet the If the seals stillmug.
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
mugGet the double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000mug.

Sealed Air Corp

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

sons of bitches
by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021
mugGet the Sealed Air Corpmug.

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