Rectalfy

To attempt to correct a negative situation, or a fight by sticking a booted foot or some other equally large or cumbersome object up the offending persons anal cavity.

Me: You better calm the fuck down before I use this size 10 to rectalfy the situation!
Asshole: Rectalfy...? WTF is that..?
Me: You see this boot, lets just say you don't want to know where it's going to end up...

by Shaun C August 8, 2016

rectal rodeo

Wild ass "yee-haw" anal sex, usually with a partner who was not expecting it. The receiving partner is most likely to be trying to buck off the giving partner

Man, if I ever got the chance, I would totally take Ryan to the rectal rodeo

by SGT_Wilk June 3, 2017

Rectal Sputum

A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.

Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.

by Joe repooc June 10, 2017

rectal fetch

Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"

"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"

by Sydsal November 4, 2017

rectal implosion

(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes

Ethan suffered a rectal implosion yesterday. There was rectal plasm everywhere.

by Kenyoudigit17 November 14, 2017

RectalMo

A popular Youtube star on the internet who getsthis bread.

I wish i had as much swag as RectalMo.

by RectalMo December 23, 2018

Rectangle

Refers to the rectangle a person is shown in when in a Zoom meeting or similar platform.

"So you'll be in-person now"?
"Yeah, I'll be free from the rectangle"

by meesa_be_here May 18, 2021