A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.
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"Rob couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to eat my pussy or give me a rim job and decided to string my racket."
by Lustre King September 9, 2011
Get the String my Racket mug.A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.
Difficulty Rating - 11/10
Difficulty Rating - 11/10
Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."
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Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
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a. like it because of its plots full of action, killing, and espionage
b. love it because of its stupid animation and HILARIOUS dubbing, and you may like the plots a bit.
c. like it because if it hadn't been wildly successful nobody would have ever considered licesning more anime for the western world. bow to speed.
d. love the wicked awesome theme song.
if you don't like this show, you are mentally retarded. besides, nobody told you you have to watch this. you can just keep trying to go down on yourself as usual.
a. like it because of its plots full of action, killing, and espionage
b. love it because of its stupid animation and HILARIOUS dubbing, and you may like the plots a bit.
c. like it because if it hadn't been wildly successful nobody would have ever considered licesning more anime for the western world. bow to speed.
d. love the wicked awesome theme song.
if you don't like this show, you are mentally retarded. besides, nobody told you you have to watch this. you can just keep trying to go down on yourself as usual.
by thegreatmonkey October 28, 2005
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