when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound
by luckykorn January 04, 2010
Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good
Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving
Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving
Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
by Jesus and Kucaracha January 25, 2009
a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.
by 2004WMain December 11, 2008
When a person queefs in another's face and says: "Enjoying the Queef-Quiche?"
"Hey Simon - Pass the queef quiche!"
"Another slice of queef quiche thank you!"
"Whats your favorite type of quiche? - Queef, of course!"
"Hey Simon - Pass the queef quiche!"
"Another slice of queef quiche thank you!"
"Whats your favorite type of quiche? - Queef, of course!"
by Dr Queef Sneefer August 09, 2009
Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.
by Super Duper Cock Muffin November 19, 2006
'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'
'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'
'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'
'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'
'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'
by big booty lezzys July 13, 2009
by irisclaire December 11, 2007