Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

purple sack

The next level to Blue Balls. An extremely agonizing sensation in the scrotum that occurs from not

ejaculating when trying to hook up while you ALREADY have blue balls and you're cut off from cumming again.

My girl is such a cunt, she was sucking me off and I was about to cum and she suddenly stopped and went home so I called my side hoe and bitch did the same thing now my purple sack is killing me!

by Badbeehavior September 30, 2017

Purple Person

A special person / lover / victim

Omg Jose is the purple person because Tina Was Smashing him!

by Sumfuccboi August 8, 2021

purple ocean

The purple ocean is When ARMY is waving with their armybomb at a bts concert in the purple colour

OMG! Look How big the purple ocean is! I want to be in it one day

by Lilmeowmeow17 June 8, 2020

Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018

Purple Clover

When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.

Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

purple 101

A very awesome youtber who plays video games

Purple 101 plays mine craft.

by AaBallerBro January 15, 2017