puddled

The act of being boring (much like a puddle , they are just there and boring).

I have never met such a puddled person. All you do all day is sit on the couch watching T.V. and eat.

by James Hickey24 June 4, 2007

puddled

to puddle,to wet oneself.
incontrolable bladder.

i laughed so hard, i puddled myself

by jennee d December 17, 2008

puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

by Brekk December 14, 2008

puddletapper

when you fuck a fat chick from behind, and watch her backfat ripple like a puddle would.

while digging up dirt on our deceased friend, we found out that he was a puddletapper!

by Daequon November 2, 2008

Puddling out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.

Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

pundly

Describes the legs of an obese person that are very heavy in the thigh but quickly taper down to average girth or even thinner, like an inverted wine bottle. Pronounced "poondly", with a short "oo" as in "book".

With those pundly legs of hers, I wonder how Violeta can support all her 450 pounds?

by pentozali July 18, 2009

Pluddly Snoots

A large blue-ish Alligator with with grey underbelly and green claws. 3 year old children tend to favor this strange creature. Pluddly snoots likes to creep at ppl without their knowledge and also loves baths.

OMG today i was like in the shower and i heard a noise and i turned around and a great big Pluddly snoots was sittin there creepin at me....

by Melanie delgado February 5, 2010