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promageddon

When your prom experience goes horribly wrong.
Jane was hoping for a fun night at Prom but when John came up in jeans, it was a total promageddon!
by Japolina May 25, 2016
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Promo Hoes

Models who are well on the path to prostitution via Club Promoters and their obsession with a specific club/type of music EDM , House, Hip Hop etc.

There are usually three types of Promo Hoe.

1. The Club Rat : Regular guys or girls who frequent promoter tables or dinners
2. The Atmosphere Models : Models who get paid in money/food/drinks to frequent promoter tables or dinners
3. The Insta-Club Rats : Clicks of Models who are directly associated with one or more promoters usually because they owe them money, live in their model houses or have an agency that has sold their cell numbers or rented them (without their knowledge) to the promoters/clubs to boost their Insta profiles.

All 3 types are usually feeding and bleeding on the music scene.

Feeding on the food, drinks, apts and drugs, whilst slowly bleeding out their own money, dignity and reputation.
"look at that table of models!"
"Shit... they ain't models no more, Bro. They barely legal, they sitting with douchebags and they fuuuucked up!"
"Perfect! I got me a c-note and some molly. Let's tap a couple of those dirty little Promo Hoes!"
by Kid Koko and Slim January 3, 2018
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promyss

A down to earth girl. Athletic and funny. Sometimes does not want to do things and just watch tv. Loves to feel relaxed and calm.
Wow, I feel like a promyss!
by 1234567890102020 May 21, 2018
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prompose

To ask someone to prom, a formal dance held by most high schools in the United States and elsewhere.
I'm going to prompose to Jessica today, wish me luck!
by quenix June 1, 2018
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Promiscuous Girlfriend Syndrome

When a guy has a girlfriend that he thinks/knows cheats on him, so he's mistrustful of everything and everyone with a dick he comes in contact with. Charachterized by low ego, short temper and mistrustfulness.
Guy 1:"dude, what happened to dominic? We were, like, tight until he got mad cuz his girl looked at me for half a second. He like, wanted to fight me and i didnt say shit to her..."
Guy 2:"he's got Promiscuous girlfriend syndrome bro. She fucked, like, half the dorm."
by LilCaptianKirk August 4, 2019
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promise ๐Ÿ˜Š

The word and emoji that gave the whole one direction fandom trust issues.
louis tomlinson: โ€œpromise ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€
1d fandom 2015: yay they will be back
1d fandom now: bestie itโ€™s been 6 years
by louโ€™s5ft9inch December 2, 2021
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promidible

you are to be considered promidible if you take it up the bum from multiple people at once
Yo dem waste yutes over there are promidible
by BadManBob April 15, 2022
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