Proganging

When a gang is working professionally; they are proganging

Bro, those gangsters were so professional in their approach to business "absolute proganging dawg"

by KO KUSHIE PEAS June 13, 2019

Non-progressive text

A text sent that is part of a conversation that is unwanted; a conversation stopping text.

Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.

Later

Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.

by kiillrz August 25, 2011

voodoo programming

Using code or a programming technique(more often than not, a complicated one) without understanding what it actually does and why it solves a particular problem.

-What does this function do?
- I don't know. I just cut and pasted it from stackoverflow.com
- We are not doing voodoo programming here. I'm reverting this commit.

by kr_kr August 29, 2016

Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking

Generally performed during a large code development project, when the developer wishes to drink whilst continuing to code, and fight off the effects of long-term sleep deprivation and alcohol.

The method is as follows:
The developer drinks 2 regular alcoholic drinks, followed by 1 non-alcoholic energy drink, and then repeats the process during the course of the project.

Man, I did some Systematic and Progressive Accomplishment Drinking last night to punch through developing the new website, feeling pretty second hand, but at least the website is finished!

by Erofee March 9, 2013

Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.

Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

progenitor

A colossal dinosaur creature much like Godzilla that stomps on cities, then furiously mates with the nearest tallest structure. Rumored to have banged The Statue of Liberty in 1968.

Progenitor: PROGENITOR!!! RAWR!
People: MON DIEU! IT'S EIFFEL TOWERING THE EIFFEL TOWER WITH GODZILLA!
Another Bystander: I AM LE TIRED!

by Desmond Wilder August 17, 2010

Progasm

The feeling of immense pleasure one experiences after completing something very difficult.

After I won that race I had a progasm.

I jumped my car over the river yesterday, and I definitely had a progasm.

by KitK January 10, 2009