monkey president

Our STUPID ASS PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH. he is a texan monkey that needs to kill himself.

bye.

BTM(big texan monkey): OO AAAA YA'LL OO AA YA'LL OO AA YA'LL

im gonna kill myself now

bye.

(big monkey president died)

PARTYY TIMEE!!!

by jamieeeeeeeeeeeeeelovesmaya January 4, 2008

President

Something that we no longer have in America.

*hears Joe Biden speak and thinks to myself, 'wow we really don't have a president anymore do we? Let's go Brandon.

Guy1: Did you hear the president's speech last night?
Guy2: What president? We don't have one of those anymore since those damn dems stole the election so they could get their mentally challenged oaf in the White House and destroy our country. Let's go Brandon!
Guy1: Let's go Brandon, I agree

by Icy Wyte June 15, 2022

President Obama

The 44th (and by far the best) President of the United States. Also the first Black president.

President Obama was the best President.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022

President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.

Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

by jimmy l.i.t. June 26, 2007

Presidential Ride

Painting your dick like the American flag, and then let a bitch go for a ride

"At the July 4th party i found this bitch and took her on a presidential ride"

by Luigi EAMMY April 18, 2010

Presidential handshake

The act of grabbing a female's genitals against her will. (Commonly referred to as sexual assault/sexual battery)

Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.

by DonnyTBag November 10, 2016

Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

by Maddog June 22, 2018